
Step 1: Discover
bureaucratic nightmare that is DC.
Step 2: Get blood test for syphilis despite how crazy & outdated that is.
Step 3: Decide DC's not worth it and get married in Vegas.
Despite her online moniker, Mrs Columbo isn't really a Mrs yet. We're to be married this summer, right here in PQ, DC. A small, family only affair, we figured picking a caterer, photographer, and wedding dress would be the hard part. Little did we realize that the DC bureaucracy would be the biggest obstacle we'd run up against. Should you decide, like Mrs Columbo and I to get married in DC, hopefully some of the below can help.

First things first: get a blood test for syphilis (welcome to the 1940's; why not test for
the clap while you're at it?) and when you get the results, take them to the
DC Department of Health's Public Health Laboratory. Your name & the date of the test are then put onto form DHS-366 (aka the "blue card"). $10 per card, checks only.

You have 30 days from the date of the blood test to apply for your marriage license.
Armed with DHS-366 you can now head over to the
DC Superior Court, Family Division, Domestic Relations Branch, Marriage Bureau Section to apply for marriage in DC. Here is where the Columbo's got tripped up, not paying enough attention to the
application. You have to already know who will perform your ceremony. You cannot get a marriage license in DC, and then just take it later to whomever you want to marry you. You have to know who the officiant will be prior to DC issuing a license. If you want to change the officiant later, you wait in line and pay again to change this information.
Thinking on our feet (we had not decided who would wed us), we tried to opt for a civil ceremony at the marriage bureau instead, no doubt due to the thoughtfully decorated door in the marriage bureau, leading to the chapel.

However the only available time for a ceremony on our requested day was 10 am. The clerk laughed when we suggested we'd prefer an afternoon wedding. Apparently they don't do (or at least don't do many) afternoon ceremonies. Not wanting to start out the day with vows over coffee (and not wanting to change our date) we opted to apply for the license, which would not be issued to us until we named the officiant.
This brings up another rule: DC requires a 3 day waiting period between the time you apply for a marriage license and the date you can pick it up. You pay on the date of application though, $45 cash or check only.
When we decided on an officiant, and I went to get the license, I had a wait of over an hour (despite the fact that I was the only person at the marriage bureau) because no one could get the printers to print the license out properly. The person who knew how to fix the printers came back from lunch an hour later and I was finally on my way.
To recap, for those of you
scoring at home (or even if you're alone), to get married in DC you have to make a minimum of 5 outings to get your license:
1. Go to Dr to get blood test;
2. Pick up test results from Dr;
3. Take test results to DoH;
4. Take results from DoH to Superior Court, apply for license, pay fees;
5. Return to Superior Court 3 days later to get license.
Mrs Columbo & I have to compromise our wedding plans, not the end of the world. I wonder though how many people just end up going to the Arlington Court House or to Vegas?